I was listening to some bootleg remixes on my iPod earlier today and realized there is a good chance a lot of these have never been heard by most people. I made a list of stand-out tracks and compiled a mixtape with the quickness that I hope you enjoy. Some of these are really abrasive, while some are incredibly smooth, but they’re all worth hearing!
The Unheard Music – some old bootlegs
01 Skkatter – Dirty Pop
Skkatter made some truly glitched-out remixes back in the day. I’ve got this, Madonna Is A Filthy Slut (his remix of Madonna’s Music) and Diddy (his remix of Diddy’s Diddy. obvious, eh?), but I never found much more. This is one hell of an abusive remix but it’s a lot of fun. As for Skkatter, if anyone knows what happened to him, let me know! I love stuff like this!
02 Beyoncé – Work That Shit Out (dsico remix)
dsico made a lot of glitchy remixes too and even made a few compilations available for download. I always wondered if this stuff was too glitchy for a lot of folks, which would be a logical explanation as to why you never see too many glitch remixes. That’s a shame though because when they’re this inspired, how could you not get behind them?
03 Justice – Waters Of Nazareth (John Redden Mix)
This was all over the place when this single was big. This mix is so good that it should’ve been considered for an official release, at least if it had been polished a little more. Apart from that, don’t know much about Mr. Redden other than he’s definitely got that elusive quality that makes me wanna boogie even harder than the original version does!
04 Britney Spears – Toxic (John Hawkins Bootleg Toronja DNB Remix)
This is the only Britney Spears song I like, period. Ms. Spears is otherwise a complete waste of humanity, at least in my humble opinion. That said, I heard this remix long before I ever heard the original and fell madly in love with it. Unfortunately, this is the only copy I’ve ever found of it and it’s a pretty low quality MP3. I tweaked it a little to improve it for you, but it’s obvious this needs to be upgraded. John Hawkins, you wanna hook us up?
05 MF DOOM – My Favorite Ladies (Madlib Remix)
DOOM is so much fun, and he’s generally wonderful across the board. Listen to KMD alongside anything from his later years and you’ll see what I mean. His work with Madlib is probably his best known stuff but this came out on one of Madlib’s bootleg-style remix records of his favorite tunes. I guess it takes a beat junkie to keep on flipping beats for any track he likes. This one is quite fun and kinda funny too. I mean, seriously, wouldn’t this fit into a late night R&B radio station mix with ease?
06 Jungle Brothers – Jimbrowski (DJ Shadow Remix)
Yes, that DJ Shadow, done many years before he became the DJ Shadow the world knows and loves. Not that it makes any difference as this remix is incredible! This was most likely during his teenage years on a four-track, which shows how firmly he had honed his craft even at a young age. Just comparing the original version to this remix is like comparing a painting to a postcard!
07 Mary J. Blige – Be Without You (A. Brucker & Sinden Mix)
It amazes me that this was never given a physical release, at least not as far as I know. This is such an incredible remix and I’m not even sure it was pressed for Brucker and Sinden’s bootleg label, Counterfeet. This is the type of remix that gets you work from the majors.
08 Soulwax – Smells Like Booty (Destiny’s Child vs. Nirvana)
If you haven’t heard this, it’s exactly what you think it is, and that’s wonderful!
09 Tigerboy – with attitude?
Tigerboy is another pseudonym for kid606. This noisy remix appeared on the b-side of the attitude single for the VVM Test label. The a-side is the kid’s take on NWA’s Straight Outta Compton. That remix is a lot easier to find than this one, and while I don’t know if I’d say this is better, I think it’s just as good at the very least.
10 The Avalanches – Ray Of Zdarlight (Wham vs. Digitalism)
Only The Avalanches could listen to Wham and think they’d sound great next to Digitalism. This is much poppier than The Avalanches’ usual fare, but that’s all about the source material. In the end, you get a dated dance tune and a club banger mashed into a Frankenstein’s Monster of a track.
11 mc chris – hijack (Todd & Tucker’s Geek Interrupted Remix)
mc chris had a contest quite a few years ago where he posted acapellas for potential remixers. The winning tracks, while good, weren’t nearly as strange as some of the others, and this one is rather strange. Todd & Tucker take a track which is all about making a geek sound tough and distort it to the point that it sounds homicidal. I never heard much more from these guys but I’d gladly listen if given the chance. These boys are warped!
12 Depeche Mode – Little 15 (Bogus Brothers Mix)
I have no idea who the Bogus Brothers are, but they contributed two well-known bootleg remixes to the Depeche Mode community back in the late eighties or early nineties. Just about every person that I ever spoke to that heard this remix loved it so much more than the original, and since it turns a very dark and slightly cheesy song about a young girl into a dark dance groove, something DM are beloved for, what could be wrong? The other remix is a version of Violator’s Halo which, while interesting, wasn’t nearly as different from the source material and every copy I’ve heard is terribly distorted.
13 Michael Jackson – Rock With You (A Touch Of Class Remix)
A Touch Of Class are remixes for hire with their own label, although I don’t have any information on where this remix came from. It’s rather housed and a little faster with lots of edits, all of which give a very modern feel to a classic. It’s worth mentioning that their label had a really strange act I liked quite a lot named Services. Worth checking out if you’ve got the time.
14 Girls On Top – I Wanna Dance With Numbers
Richard X is Girls On Top, which is less a statement about sexual activities and more a general about the bootleg remixes he made. He’s probably best known for We Don’t Give A Damn About Our Friends which sampled Gary Numan’s Are Friends Electric? with Adina Howard’s acapella from Freak Like Me on top, though this is every bit as wonderful and important. Kraftwerk’s Numbers with Whitney on top. Classic! R.I.P. Whitney.
15 Flying Lotus – Robo Tussin
FlyLo grabs Weezy’s vocals from A Milli and turns in a psychedelic puzzler. It’s good, but you knew that already.
16 DJ Pierre – Box Energy (4 Remix 1 by AFX)
This is an alternate version of a remix which appeared on the short-lived MEN label that was started by Richard D. James, aka Aphex Twin, aka AFX, and Tom Jenkinson, aka Squarepusher. The standard remix appeared on the 2 Remixes By AFX single while this version was given away quite a few years ago for no clear reason. No clear reason is needed though when it comes to Aphex Twin, that should be quite evident.
17 James Brown – Sex Machine (Fantastic Sex Machine Mix)
This actually did see an official release as part of a James Brown remix album, albeit only in Japan. The Fantastic Plastic Machine is responsible for this bit of disco heaven. Seriously, as ridiculous as this track is, it’s also incomprehensibly catchy and wonderful. Go ahead, try turning it off!
18 Hrvatski – BonusBreakBeat
Keith Fullerton Whitman was Hrvatski. I say was because he focuses on recordings under his own name these days, and they don’t feature the breakbeat madness that he was known for when recording as Hrvatski. This is the last track from the Attention: Cats record, which he claimed to be a compilation of similarly minded artists but was really him under a number of aliases. This track is simply Whitman destroying the Amen break. Not pleasant, but certainly entertaining.
By the way, if you’re wondering why I chose that image, it showed up when I did an image search for some old bootlegs as part of bootlegs comic book named Boot Legs. A bootleg Spider Man remixed into a smooth-talking dude that’s chillin’ with his enemy certainly seems fitting, don’t you think?










